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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #104: Watch Out... They're Everywhere

by somnambulist
4-27-06


	I love spring! It's warm and sunny and the seagulls have come back to crap all over the rich peoples' Porsches... and I'm kicking your butt by about 10 strokes.


	That's just because if there's such a thing as pollen poisoning, I think I probably have it.


	Excuses, excuses. Why did you wear your goofy spy disguise just to come play mini- golf, anyway?


	I'm incognito. I was afraid I might be assassinated by a squad of mini-golf commandos.


	That's crazy. What are those, a bunch of guys in ninja outfits who carry two-piece putters that unscrew in the middle and turn into bazookas?


	Well, I was mostly thinking of unruly children raised by their incompetent parents, but, sure, that's an equally valid concern.

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