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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #125: My Other Penis Is A Hyperbola

by somnambulist
6-15-06


	I overheard what you just said to Matt. Do you really think it's a good idea to give her another chance?


	I'm a guy. We will endure a certain amount of abuse in the hope of getting lucky. But we will become much less susceptible to it the less likely it seems that it'll happen.


	That seems like a crazy system.


	Yeah. I like to think of it as the "law of diminishing sexual returns," if you will.


	And what if I won't? :-P


	Then you just proved my theory.

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