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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #131: Reality Bites, Part 2

by somnambulist
7-09-06


	Um, hi there. I'm Steve's girlfriend, Allison Danvers.


	I'm the girl with whom his real-life counterpart is infatuated. You can call me "Surely."


	You don't seem surly. Slightly dishevelled, but not particularly surly.


	Very funny. Do you carry a thesaurus around with you all the time, Skipper?


	Do you always use that much purple eyeliner, or do you have some sort of Eggplant Wizard fetish that I've never heard of?


	Nah, I lay off it when I take out your boyfriend's real-world form, and get his hopes up, only to dash them horribly.

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