somnambulist  

So instead of the guy you click with, who treats you well, is right there on the same wavelength with you, and can actually provide everything you want...

I'm screwing some jailbird asshole.

Wow, are all of your life decisions this boneheaded?

What? I like mature guys. He's married, but he's getting a divorce, just like the rest of my ex-boyfriends.

Wow, you really are perfect for Steve. He's got his own bad habit of falling for girls who just got out of long term relationships.

Which is exactly why I told him I'd think it over, then didn't bother to answer his email or phone calls. I wouldn't want to break with the tradition.