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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #150: Small Consolation

by somnambulist
9-08-06


	Maybe it's for the best I never ended up with the girl I based Allison on.


	What makes you say that?

What I imagine might have happened:


	It looks like you sliced your ball into that pot bunker.


	So, what, does that mean I'm, like, supposed to smoke a joint now?


	Well, that, and the fact that she's still being a cruel and heartless bitch about everything.


	Aw, but all your ex girlfriends and unrequited loves are cruel and heartless bitches! Keep that streak up, and you'll be the Joe DiMaggio of romantic fiascoes!

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