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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #177: Dice, Dice, Baby

by somnambulist
12-14-06


	This is William Winkendale, reporting live with agent Scott Boras, who just signed J.D. Drew and Daisuke Matsuzaka with the Red Sox.


	Thanks, Wink, it's good to be here.


	Scott, legions of fans want to know: how do you sleep at night?


	In a coffin, naked, covered in money.


	Well we all knew that, but I think what they mean is, how do you live with yourself?


	Well, I'm the only person I think is worth sleeping with. The only problem is that I have to pay myself $132 million over six years to do it.

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