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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #206: What if Fuck Meant Strike? (Spinoff)

by somnambulist
6-15-07

(Inspired by RedfeatheR)


	Teachers are still fucking in front of Quincy High School for the fifth straight day, and many students came out to cheer them on.


	We now go live to reporter Carlson Tucker, who finds himself in the middle of this dramatic fuck. Carlson?

(And with apologies to mandingo)


	What led you to decide that your best course of action was a prolonged, heavily publicized fuck?


	They tried to make us sign an unfair contract. But we aren't afraid to fuck, and we'll all keep on fucking until we reach a fair compromise!


	Many parents are criticizing the teachers, stating that staffers seem more concerned about fucking than they are about the students.


	The state Supreme Court ruled that teachers have no right to fuck when class is in session, and a $100,000 fine was levied against the fuckers.

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