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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #218: How To Never Lose An Argument

by somnambulist
8-30-07

If you are losing an argument, make sensational, non-sensical claims using a bunch of technical-sounding jargon. Nobody can out-argue an idiot without looking like one themselves.


	And that's why the gradient of a smurf is the integral of its subantiprocosine.


	That doesn't make sense! Smurfs are measured in kilowatt hours!

If all else fails, sing this reply over and over, varying each iteration slightly:


	I'm an angry jolly giant / and I'm angry cuz I'm jolly / and I'm jolly cuz I'm giant / and I'm jolly cuz I'm green!


	Take me now, you magnificent lime colored stallion!

Never try to argue online. Nobody ever wins, and you'll just look foolish.


	But I've got all sorts of awesome tribute comic ideas for you!


	Why didn't you just point everyone to BasicInstructions.net and say you liked the comics there? Those are actually funny!

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