The Continuing Adventures of Martin Boy

Author: sorkle

Date: October 29, 2001

by sorkle
10-29-01
Fellow Martin Resident! I believe I have come up with a reasonable excuse for our subtly homoerotic behavior! It's quite a clever ruse.
Hrm...Hrm...whut's the idear?
I have posted flyers for a "fight club." We shall lure all the testosterone-filled boys to the squash courts, where the fights will then degenerate into a festival of reach-arounds!
Hrm, hrm. Nekkid boy fight.
Indeed! Where are you off to?
Gettin' rid of this goddarm horse, hrm. Ain't got no use for it now, HRM HRM!