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The Captain explains his appeal...
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| I am a right manly man, I am!! I fly around putting things right with anal retentive fanaticism! | |
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| I beat on those who have no hope of matching my strength, always with a razor-tongued witty comment! | |
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| I have big, bulging muscles and wear spandex, and I'm just SOOOOO good-looking! I am VIRILE!! | |
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| And people say I'M gay....SHEESH!! | |
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