All comics by spacemachine47

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
Another exciting day in jail with Rebus and Superfly
I met Mr T once y'know.
Really?

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
Officer Nigel Havers is called to an incident...
Yeah; so all of a sudden he drew a knife on me!
Are you listening?
No.

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
What's up?
I just got this letter.
Lemme see it.
Okay
'If you read this Gordon, then you is the gay'.
hahahahahahahaaha!

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
Have you been doing acid again, Lou?
Lou?
Sorry, what?

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
Sigh; all my friends died during that catastrophic nuclear war.
What's this?! A fellow human being! Will you be my friend?
No.

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
I rushed over as quickly as i could! What was it you wanted to tell me?
Read this.
'Dear Gordon; You is the gay!'

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
Stop looking at my penis!

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
I wish I was a kung-fu school girl.
Awesome! How did you do that!
Free your mind, Gordon.
Radical!

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
Hey there.
Get away from me, you insensitive bastard!

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
Hey! I know you! You're that fire from 'The matrix'!
Yeah; i was in the Matrix. In the 'exploding elevator' scene. The name's Ray.
So; what's Keanu Reeves like in real life?
He's a total arse.

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
Hi, Im Ray Inferno. Im the fire from the 'exploding elevator' scene.
Hi, Im the phone from one of the 'leaving the matrix' scenes.
Unfortunately, I wasnt offered a part in the matrix sequels.
I was though.
Bastard.

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
I hate you, Gordon.
Waitaminute.
What?
You is the gay!

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
Dude; why are you sitting in that bin?
Because.
Because of what?
Because you is the gay!

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
Meanwhile, Rik has gone on another fast-food binge.
Hello, Im Percival Chalmenko. Im Chairman of EMI Records. I would like to offer you a record deal, Mr Waller.
Really?
No! hahahahahahaha!

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
...government officials claim it *wasnt* George W. Bush who was photgraphed naked swinging from the Whitehouse's flagpole, but an evil clone created by Jaqcues Chirac.
In other news, GORDON IS THE GAY.

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
hahahaha! 'you is the gay!' hahahahaha!
Hey; what's up?
I've been thinking; maybe we should think of something else to say other than 'You is the gay!'

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
How about: 'You is the rubbish!'

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
Hey there Gordon. Can I take your order?
Thanks, Lou. I'll have a cheeseburger please.
Later...
Hey there Gordon. Something up?
Yes there's something up! It's this burger!
What's up with it?
Well..there's no burger. It's just a picture of Jim Bowen between two baps.

 

by spacemachine47
5-28-03
I am the one, Morpheus.
Dude, my name's not Morpheus.
Waitaminute; this is the set for the Matrix Reloaded, right?
No.
Then who are you and where am I?
Im Gary Coleman and this is the set for Diff'rent Strokes. What you talkin' bout, Neo? etc.

 

by spacemachine47
5-29-03
Well; here we are.
In front of a giant American flag.
Um, why are we here again?
Because the guy who writes us is a stupid idiot.

 

by spacemachine47
5-29-03
It's so nice to get away from Lou and his pathetic jokes.
What the-!
Hi, Im Ray Inferno. I was in-oh sorry. Wrong comic strip
How queer!

 

by spacemachine47
5-31-03
I wonder where Gordon is today.
What on Earth-?!
Yo! Yo! Yo! What's up Mr G?
You're an idiot.
Yeah; but I laugh all the wat to the bank, Bay-beh! Don't do drugs, kids.

 

by spacemachine47
5-31-03
Hello, children.
We feel we must apologise for the last strip.
Because-
It really wasn't up to our usual standard.
Rest assured-
Huggy Bear and his anti-drugs message will never appear ever again.

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