All comics by speed

 

by speed
5-11-03
So Gee, only 4 more days till Matrix Reloaded. Are you psyched?
I've already seen it thanks to the wonders of the internet
isn't that illegal?
Umm.... ugh..
ow.
I've said too much already

 

by speed
5-21-03
a lot of people have been saying i'm running outta ideas, and that is completely not true. Just check out my new Fall line up.
This fall watch the new hit Jesus Vs. Satan!!!
Umm... Shut up!

 

by speed
8-21-03
Season 2. Still bringing you one crappy comic per week
Welcome to Season 2 of my useless comic. Hopefully this school year will suck just like the last. Enjoy the senseless jokes!
Season 2. Still bringing you one crappy comic per week
Gee. You're not funny.
.......
Season 2. Still bringing you one crappy comic per week
Gee.....
Screw you!

 

by speed
9-07-03
Hello everyone! welcome to another school year of Gmuk Comics. If you don't know, this comic is based on events that take place in my life. So if you contribute to my life, you could end up here!
And if you don't want to be seen on my binder, well too bad.
Because i really don't care.
For real?

 

by speed
5-24-04
oh.. what's up Hugh?
Yo Gee, Why the sad face?
Well, I just got rejected by this girl that I really liked.. a lot..
Oh man, that sucks man. Sometimes you just gotta take life by the face and do whatever man, you know what I mean man. Just do whatever it takes sometimes man, you gotta show what you got man. Ya know?
.... shut up hugh, you're high.
alright man..

 

by speed
6-12-04
Gee writes in his private journal.
Today.. I have declared open war against my economics teacher.
Her ordered bombraid onto my govered territory shows how hostile she really is.. Her attack was devastating and my numbers are still regrouping.
either she will destroy me, or I will destroy her. One of us must fall.

 

by speed
6-12-04
DnD night.
Alright Hugh, I'm DM'ing this game, so here we go. You're in a bar, you see a guy sitting there in a wizard suit, that's Jarrett's guy, Arcavius. so... start talkin..
Alright Ryan, So.. do I have like armor on or something? Or maybe a sword out? If i have a sword out, then I draw it out and put it on the table..
ryan: Alright, whatever man, just interact
umm... Hi, i'm Horas.. I am an outlander from the north in search of great quests. Can you help me?
Ummm.. no. I'm a sorcerer so i'm gonna kick your ass!
Ryan: Jarrett!!! you can't just attack him man.. you gotta find a way to team up
screw that, I'm gonna cast fireball and I attack him for 200 wounds.
umm.... dude, you just killed me.. game over man

 

by speed
6-16-04
Last Week.
Hey Gee. Wanna race your BMW against my mom's Maxima?
nah. i'm cool Mike.
Yesterday
Hey Gee. I got my mom's maxima again, wanna race?
Sorry dude. I gotta go home in a few minutes.
Today
Damn. There's nothing to do in this town..
...... I got my mom's maxima....

 

by speed
6-23-04
Alright Hugh, what do you want your next DnD character to be like?
I want to be Akuma..
Ok.. well what do you look like?
I look like... Akuma
Well Jesus ****in Christ man, you can't just be Akuma, you gotta make up a character..
Well.. I'm a character that just happens to be named Akuma, and i'm a badass like Akuma..

 

by speed
6-29-04
................
..........?
Ahh yes. It is so simple now..

 

by speed
8-11-04
oh man.. what's goin on?
no idea. been here for about an hour wondering the same thing
I don't think this is too normal
well.. you get used to it..
it's like a koala crapped a rainbow
I have total cognasense of every synapse in my cerebral cortex

 

by speed
8-23-04
oh hey there Meg. How's it goin?
You think you can just do that to me and expect me not to be angry? Take this loser!
..what? what the..
good bye!
...eh. I guess I deserved it..

 

by speed
10-06-04
alright.. so I put the DvD on mute, then turn up Dark Side of the Moon loud.. ok.
.... ..... Good God...
... It's like an hour long music video!!

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