All comics by speshal

 

an awkward moment by speshal 10-03-02
Sup yo squirrely? nuttin' kid		... I like cashews ... Good for you.

 

phoneware by speshal 10-04-02
bring! bring!	bring! bring!	leave a message after the beep *BEEEEP*Mr Jamie, we are calling to let you know about a great offer from Providian Ban..-CLICK!- Firewalled you bitch.

 

... or you'll go blind. by speshal 10-04-02
How come i gotta wear glasses and you don't its just genetics man	But, nobody in my family has ever needed them? 14 hours a day of porn and video games will also do it.	So what you sayin' ... you don't watch porn or play video games? I wear contacts.

 

Blood Thirst by speshal 10-04-02
Yo, can i borrow a dollar for a coke? yeah, lemme just check my wallet ...		well dude? I'm a demon

 

Out of Balance by speshal 10-04-02
yo, that's cool	Little Dogman, that is rad. You got mad skillz dude	I ain't doin this for fun asshole, drop some change or get the hell out, your scarin off the money

 

Solitary Sin by speshal 10-04-02
I died for your sins man! So does that mean I can keep masturbating?		I ... guess ... so ... Righteous! Jeezus dude

 

reality check by speshal 10-04-02
And nowww... Introducing a legend in his own mind....a poet without reason...	smartBOT2003!	you are all stupid, stupid humans

 

man's best friend by speshal 10-08-02
Wanna touch my pussy?		Go ahead and rub my pussy. no

 

what did he say? by speshal 10-09-02
Hello James, How are you? Oye! goood, Brandun. Aye, I stooped fookin drinkun, an' smookin too	So, what's that in your hand? a be-Ar what da Foook you tink it tis?	I dun't actchilly drink, I just hoold tis near and dar to me an pretend like me friend pretends with he's magicul stars

 

on the upside by speshal 10-11-02
FIRE!!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!		no, fire, just layoffs

 

Programmer's Holiday by speshal 10-23-02
Yeah, Jay, like I *cough* *cough* said, I'm feeling sick and will have to work from home today. Well ... okay, i understand you're sick. I'll let the rest of the team know. I guess I'll have to give Brandon all your bugs.	James is sick again? We'll have to see about that Yes, $7.50/hr is our standard rate, but for every 200 bugs you find, you get a $10 bug bonus, and we will give you plenty of stock options.	Sounds good Tony. You promise I don't have to actually fix anything right? Just point out other people's problems? Where do i sign!

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