So here's the deal. You like cheese, you spread diseases, you serve no purpose aside from feeding larger animals and pretty much everything is going to try to kill you all the time. Forever.
Gotcha.
So... my advice, keep on your toes. Any questions?
Can I have a venomous sting or something? To even the playing field?
Hahaha. Sure. But yeah, no. You're food. Sorry, buddy.
WHEEE! HA HA HA! BOOGERS! HA HA! OH BOY!
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