All comics by staggy

 

The man by staggy 2-27-02
Sir, step out of the can Oh no! He has found my secret hide out. I must get away	Sir, I dont want to ask again Hmmm. What would jesus do?	I hate my job. *Snicker* He wont ever suspect a thing.

 

A thank you card by staggy 2-27-02
Why did I get a thank you letter from a man named Bubba? He was that man that lived in our house for a week	I dont rember a man living in our house He was the one who locked you in the closet, only to let you out when he wanted sex	But there have been so many

 

Friends by staggy 2-27-02
Alone once again	You forget Billy, I am here. Ready to play... With your hot, young, supple body.	I liked the old squirrel better I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SPEEK OF HIM AGAIN!

 

Party time by staggy 2-27-02
Party? You sure throw one hell of a party	no. We were all drinking everyone got drunk. Didnt you notice all the people and the noise?	But I was wondering why there is a guy passed out in a tub of ice with his kidneys cut out in my bathroom He said we could have them

 

sea time! by staggy 2-27-02
What are you doing?	Drowning.	Word!

 

You life sucks by staggy 2-28-02
Introduction I tell you, I dont think my life is getting any better...	I have no friends, a terrible dead end job, and I have only been able to carry out a conversation with bums and weirdos...	Conclusion I mean I have no idea what the hell you are.

 

Letter? by staggy 2-28-02
Are you trying to write a letter? YES!	Seriously? Yes! I need your help very badly!	Weirdo I'll go get us a pen!

 

Jackass by staggy 2-28-02
My name is Brad Pitt...	...and welcome to Jackass What crazy things are you going to be doing on Jackass today?	Pull my finger

 

Maybe next time by staggy 10-15-03
Hey red robot, why the glum face?	I just destroyed a little boys tree fort But I thought you liked doing stuff like that	Yeah, but the little boy managed to escape unharmed... I can never catch a break.

 

cigs = ice age??? by staggy 10-15-03
Triceratops!!! Didn't you know smoking can kill you	Didn't you know dinosaurs can kill you	...Dick

 

a good cause by staggy 10-15-03
Care to donate?	But why would I want to donate? Hmmm, good question. I'll be right back	Gimmi your money

 

meet pablo by staggy 10-16-03
... I ARE in LOVE with you!	...	What you say??? What?

 

Bad news by staggy 10-16-03
How could life get any worse?	This just in... President Bush just won the 2004 election by a land slide.	Boy does life suck ...oh

 

I think im goin to hell by staggy 10-16-03
C'mon bring it ooooon!	BOO! Hah! Ghosts dont scare me!	Hello sexy AHHH!

 

super robot fun time! by staggy 10-16-03
0101010 1001010011 0110010100110101 101001	10011010100 10110101 0010111 011010101	I wish I spoke robot hahahahahhaahha hahahahahaha

 

jesus the comic by staggy 10-16-03
Hey Jesus, watcha doin?	Just HANGING around	Jesus was a funny man You still got it Jesus

 

The best story in the world, by a 10 year old boy by staggy 8-16-04
Aaaar. I'll be wantin all yer gold now But sir, im just a mild mannered bobby...	WHO HAS THE POWER TO TRANSFORM INTO KILLER MONSTER!!!	Ya, am I sexy or what?

 

The interview by staggy 8-18-04
So Staggy, what amusing spectacles can be expected from your comic's to come?	Well, I think goats are funny. I'd be hilarious to have one sitting on a stool while watching TV or something...	You can try all you like goat I mean, whats he doin? That silly goat watches but wont understand any of it.

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