Hello Kids!! I'm here to tell you about your government! Did you know president Bush *snicker* is using this "war" to gain crude oil for his own personal use?
You know Bush *snicker* is selling this oil to his family and friends at low prices? He's also putting his friends in spots of power in newly conquired courties?
Yep, that's right kids, me and Hoppy Kangaroo are doing all we can to stop this, what are YOU doing?