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by stjimmy_9
6-04-05
One beautiful day....
Hi what do ya want?
Ya money and ya clothes
But...
No way you bastard
Yea way
Finally...
Haha you won't win this time punk
You asshole you was supposed to do this to the bad guy not to me!!

 

by stjimmy_9
6-04-05
Once upon a day in a far far far farm...
Oh, aint that a cut xmas tree?
yea, i am
AND...
HAVE YOU JUST TALKED??
yea
but...
Oh ok....
why the fuck is the last background always the same? stupid writter!

 

by stjimmy_9
6-05-05
Hi!
DONT HURT ME!!!!!
Welcome to paradise
Damn have i died again?
What da hell?
Oh no that fucking background again!

 

by stjimmy_9
6-05-05
Are we the waiting unknown? is this the dawning of the rest of our lives?
shut up
Should i fight? should i go back home? should i quit whining?
.....
shut up

 

by stjimmy_9
6-05-05
Katie couldnt find the way home....
Excuse me! Would you please...
mmm...no
Hi!!
But...
mmm....no
FUCK YOU HAHAHA
Are you even listening to me???
mmm...no

 

by stjimmy_9
6-05-05
You're kinda creepy, you know?
I want to die...
Actually all of this comic stuff, changing backgrounds and characters are creepy....
My life's crap
May i kiss you?
I'd rather being run over a truck...

 

by stjimmy_9
6-05-05
Any idea?
Yea, you should buy this field
No, that sucks.....wait....i have a great idea!!!! I should buy this field!!!
......
What?! Aint that a cool idea??
You moron....

 

by stjimmy_9
6-05-05
Pssst
Uh? Me?
Yea you
What?
Has someone ever told you that you have a nice smile?
Jeez!

 

by stjimmy_9
6-05-05
Hey Chuck!
(Oh damn) hey Nad...
What happened????
Nuclear war, atomic bombs you know...
Oh i missed this background soo much!!!
Oh didn't we all...

 

by stjimmy_9
6-05-05
Oh Chuck help me, im in trouble!
Oh what is it this time?
I stole a car!
A car?? wtf?
Yea a toy car from a toyshop!
It was too good to be true.....he'll never change

 

by stjimmy_9
6-05-05
I have theory. It's called the "Copy and Paste theory" and it says that sometimes a comic writer just copies and pastes the dialog of a character in all the scenes of a comic
um...
Well find out in the next scene....
um...
Yea i was right....
um...

 

by stjimmy_9
6-07-05
Hahaha be AFRAID of me little Kid cause I AM your WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
Yea sure...
Aren't you frigtened and/or freaked out at all????
Nopes, you're just a pathetic and silly pink dog
He might need glasses...
Hey! It's me or that cute bull is flying?

 

by stjimmy_9
6-07-05
Nad, how many fuckin times do i have to tell you not to touch my damn nuclear device?!?!? If you touch it again im gonna kill you!
Um, ok Chuck, i won't.....oh what does this do?
I guess it wont be necesary.....

 

by stjimmy_9
6-08-05
IM ON A ROLL WITH ALL THE GIRLS I KNOW!!!!!
Uh?
His baby's momma, she aint so slow!!
You are an asshole
SEX IS A WEAPON, ITS LIKE A DRUG, IT SENDS A MAN INTO THE GRAVE THAT HE JUST DUG!!!
A "The Offspring" singing asshole

 

by stjimmy_9
6-08-05
What are we gonna do?? We're lost in this island without any food or drink!
Good observation....
And whats even worse, without any COMPUTER or PS2!! OMG, OMG WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!
.....
Im gonna kill you, eat your flesh and drink your blood if you say something like that again...

 

by stjimmy_9
6-08-05
LOOK!!! A SHIP!!! WE'RE SAVED!!!! I'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY TO MY PS2 AGAIN AFTER ALL!!!!
Damn, i really wanted to have to eat your flesh and drink your blood....
Wait a second....
Oh, it was just a sea gull
I dont know why but i saw that coming.....

 

by stjimmy_9
10-22-05
Excuse me odd ladie, would you please give me a hand to help the poor and the hopeless?
No
But don't you feel bad about the people dieing?
No, there's no people dieing....
At least not in this comic.....

 

by stjimmy_9
10-22-05
Where do you think you're going father....
Erm....i'm not going anywhere! And if you go on acusating me of abusing childs god will unleash his wrath against you!
I didn't say a word
You better.....Hey Timmy go to the chapel i have something to tell you....

 

by stjimmy_9
10-22-05
HMMM BABY, EAT BABY, BABYYYYYY
Get away from my baby you creepy thing!!
HMMM DADDY, EAT DADDY, DADDYYYYY
I told you to go away!
Shall we have sex now?
Yeah, just a sec, the babys about to fall asleep

 

by stjimmy_9
10-22-05
After two weeks of starving Nad and Chuck finnally find a ship that for some reason is drived by Nad's grandmother....
So lucky my grandma is the capitain of a ship that looks for shipwreckeds all along the artic
I know, huh
I don't know what to say
Shut up till we get home then

 

by stjimmy_9
11-17-07
TOM! What the hell are you doing with my hammer??! I told you to quit taking my stuff like that!
Uhm...
Geez!
I can't take this crap anymore brother I shall kill you now.
SHUT UP TOM! I'm trying to hammer here!
I'm sorry.

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