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by stripper
1-06-05
...so we should go out tonight, theres a new club down the street.
Yea, I need to get outside.
Top left.
Nice.

 

by stripper
1-06-05
Chist this is fucked up.
Naughty boy.

 

by stripper
1-06-05
Gosh I just love these "I <3 America" conventions.
HEATHEN!
I think I'll sign up and join the patriot's club.
I'm arresting you for murdering an innocent little girl. Oh and can you leave her on that table, her bag needs changing.

 

by stripper
1-06-05
Greg talks with his layer...
Greg, you have to tell me why you killed her. Its a murder charge here and I can't help you if you don't talk.
It's too complicated...
Just tell me, and I'll do what I can.
She loved America.
Oh thats easy, Judge will give you two months of sommunity service, this kind of thing happens all the time.

 

by stripper
1-06-05
Just out of prison, Greg cathes up on the latest Macintosh gossip.
OH MY GOD! The new I-mac is out, how awsome!
Excuse me, have you seen......
Look, piss off, ok? I'm in love.
I just want to know if you could tell me where i could buy a new PC, and none of this mac crap, I want something that works.
Oh shit, another box Greg. Put it in the fridge with the other one.

 

by stripper
1-06-05
Greg rents a room...
Nice bedroom, how much per week?
110 bucks.
Hmm, I don't really have a job, could i get back to you.
Sure, just make it within one week, no problems.
One week later
I've thought about it, and I've decided you're a bitch. Heh heh, get it? Uh oh...

 

by stripper
1-06-05
Greg tries his hand at church...
"And so It was that Jeezus was born into a mangler"
Thats 'Manger', as in some kind of crib thing.
Sounds like a kind of car to me, can I just continue as if it was a car?
And sudenly, Jeezus apeared and spoke to Greg.
And I'll bet I had a fucking subwoffer too, you prick. If I wasn't nailed up here I'd run you down in my Holden.....Oh shit.

 

by stripper
1-06-05
Hey dude, wanna try some of this freaky new drug shit that I found?
Sure
1 hour later
Thats some good shit

 

by stripper
1-06-05
And in other news, America has refused to sign the anti-nuclear treaty, even when all other countires, including Russia have already argeed.
We now cross live to the president.
Shucks, America is real gooder, Iraq is baddie, like in the movies. Me have nap now.

 

by stripper
1-06-05
News at Nine
All is well in the land of the free. People live in harmony, black people love white people for their kindness and our leader is a great thinker.
Also there is no more pollution, all logging has stopped, we have withdrawn from Iraq and given back control to the people.
Also pigs are flying overhead, everyone can walk on their lips and Michael Jackson has never touched a single child.

 

by stripper
1-07-05
Greg checks in with his new room mate...
Hey, um, to make up for my poor joke last time, I brought you these dog biscuts.
Are you patronising me?
Uhh, no. I'm just trying to be nice.
Oh, well in that case, GIMMIE
A while later...
...And so then he called me his little furry sex bitch. So I bit his leg off. And now I own this house. God, I can tell we're going to have so much fun.

 

by stripper
1-07-05
OMG, WTF, ITS THE SEXY FINAL FANTASY VIII CHICK FROM MY DREAMS
God, what a slimey nerd, maybe I should chop his head off.
I'll impress her with my knowedge of her game, NIECH
Prepare to die, weasel man.
I LOVE FF VIII, I'M SO INTO IT, IT's ALL I PLAY......aww fuck

 

by stripper
1-07-05
I have come to claim your eternal soul.
What the fuck? How did I die.
Some sexy Final Fantasy chick chopped your head off with a meat cleaver.
Ouch. So what happens now?
Well basicly you're fucked.
Can't I restart the computer? Ctrl Alt Delete?

 

by stripper
1-07-05
Can't I have another try?
Fine, but you have to guess the number I am thinking of. It is between one..............and TWO MILLION. AH HAHAHAHA.
Six.
Oh FUCK.

 

by stripper
1-07-05
And so The Nerd is given another chance.....
Sweet effects.
AS A WOMAN.
Oh My Fucking God.
Uh oh...
Hey there sexy.

 

by stripper
1-07-05
What the hell is this Dwarf going to do?
Hey, wanna come back to my place, I have broadband.
YES, TAKE ME THERE AT ONCE.
Righty ho then.
2 hours later
Oh man, where am I? And why does my arse hurt?

 

by stripper
1-24-05
The geek goes for a job...
Shit, I'm a woman, and I've just had hot sex with a dwarf. Well, I'd better get a job.
So you're here for the computer fixing job?
What the fuck.......?
MAAAAAAARP!!! Yeah, the pay is pretty good.
What have I got myself into?

 

by stripper
1-24-05
The geek goes for a job...
Shit, I'm a woman, and I've just had hot sex with a dwarf. Well, I'd better get a job.
So you're here for the computer fixing job?
What the fuck.......?
MAAAAAAARP!!! Yeah, the pay is pretty good.
What have I got myself into?

 

by stripper
1-24-05
mmmmmmmm, yea...
?
What's that you're looking at?
NOT PORN, IT'S NOT PORN, OK? LEAVE ME ALONE, ITS NOT PORNOGRAPHY!!
Right.......mordern art then I guess.

 

by stripper
1-24-05
I've always hated black people.

 

by stripper
1-24-05
I've always hated black people.

 

by stripper
2-09-05
Can you come into my office for a second, we need to talk about your customer treatment.
This is your office?
Yes. Yes it is. Now, your have been reported to be racially discrinatory and violent. Can you explain yourself?
3 days earlier...
Get fucked you stupid black dick. Go back to Afganistan where we can bomb you.
A thousand curses on you.

 

by stripper
2-09-05
Come on men, lets storm the Germans!!!! ATTACK!!!!
Come on men, lets go, now, attack!
Men?
I like to eat chess pieces!

 

by stripper
2-10-05
In cell 24...
Ok, so we both get out of here tommorrow.
Yea.....
I bet you i can get away with more highly illegal activities than you before we get put away again.
Whats in it for me?
Small kids? Sexual acts? Ten foot poles? Who needs more?

 

by stripper
2-10-05
Hey man, can you help me find my wallet?
No.
Yo muthafucka! Gimmie yo money before i rape yo white ass!
You're not black...
An hour later...
Shit, where am I. And why does my arse hurt?

 

by stripper
2-10-05
Hey kid, I've got some prayer books in the car...
Oh boy oh boy, more prayer books for little Jim!
Follow me!
Hey fuckface! Stop pimping my turf!
Shit, I'm out of here!

 

by stripper
2-10-05
Hi.
Let's cut the crap, i'm here to fucking rape you.
Well?
I'm waiting for you to bend over arse face!

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