I Get It, It's Just Not Funny

Author: sugarcrash

Date: March 15, 2001

by sugarcrash
3-15-01
Weak conversation starter. Detached statement of social position. Involuntary gas emission.
Pop culture quip. Self-righteous complaint of slipping morals. Declaration of independence. Brief sex fantasy.
Britney Spears reference. Half-assed political opinion. Notification of state of hunger. Break in concentration.
Nostalgic film quote. Professional sports wager. Request for liquid refreshment. Small talk.
Deluded statement of paranoia. Casual mention of bank statement total. Dirty joke.
Quiet befuddlement. Nervous fear of falling objects. Waking dream. Unconsciousness.