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by superbrother
9-06-02
I don't know what to do, snowman. My hat is lost forever.
...
Have you considered that maybe the hat left you, that your true purpose was already served in the overall scheme of things?
Screw that, I want my hat back!

 

by superbrother
9-06-02
Snowman, what's the meaning of life?
You realize I'm a snowman.
Well...yeah, but I....
Crap.

 

by superbrother
9-06-02
What the Hell, where are my presents?
"Next time leave some cookies, jerk."
And an extra carrot.
Get the hell out of my house snow man.

 

by superbrother
9-06-02
Darn Hippie! You've been out here all day, get a job.
I was only...
Too late now hippie, your time for talking has passed. Get out of my sight.
I'm stuck in this thing dude.
oh crap. Let me help.

 

by superbrother
9-06-02
Look at where we are snowman, it's so white, so bland and boring.
Yes, but then there's nothing to distract us from what we're supposed to be doing.
I guess
Wait, what are we supposed to be doing?

 

by superbrother
9-06-02
What are you building?
I don't know, I've got these directions but they don't make much sense.
Let me see them. Maybe I can help.
No, further left, LEFT!

 

by superbrother
9-07-02
you've got mail
Let's see...dongs dildos and vibrators. What is this crap?
you know you want some.
Now I'm just scared.
Scared enough to buy something?

 

by superbrother
9-07-02
hey, how's it going?
mirrors piss me off

 

by superbrother
9-07-02
tv, how do you work?
I am thousands of pixels displaying primary colors to form images.
is that it?
In a simplified way, yes.
But they look so real.
Is porn the only thing you watch?

 

by superbrother
9-07-02
Boy am I ever excited about tonight.
Hello, hot date. What's your name?
I am not a human female. I am a robot.
Yay! Now I can program you not to say no.
...

 

by superbrother
9-07-02
hey dude
Hey
what's happening?
Nothing much. Wait...who is this?
Uh, no one. Just keep talking.
I think I just went insane

 

by superbrother
9-07-02
Well, snowman, looks like it's just me and you again.
I guess so.
You know I hate it when you dissapear like that.
It's not my fault. You're the insane one.

 

by superbrother
9-08-02
What's your favorite meat?
um...definately not pork
Why's that?
I had a bad experience with pork once.
Was it alive or dead?
I thought it was dead.

 

by superbrother
9-08-02
At the store today I got some white bread and some black olives.
I hadn't realized they made foods for specific skin colors.
So can I eat the olives or what?

 

by superbrother
9-08-02
"In case of emergency, break glass." ...just any glass, or what?
Guess I can't take any chances.

 

by superbrother
9-08-02
Have you ever been in love?
Just once. We did everything together.
What happened?
One day she was gone.
I'm sorry...
yeah...best waffle ever, I'm telling you

 

by superbrother
9-08-02
I feel like pounding nails into something.
Get a hold of yourself...

 

by superbrother
9-08-02
I've decided that I don't mind taking advantage of others.
What was this decision based on?
A hunger
For what?
Snowcones...now, if you'll kindly follow me into the house...

 

by superbrother
9-08-02
Hi! I'm P. Clippy, can I be your friend?
I guess, what do you do for fun?
I kill and burn things, lets go!
Wait, are you here to tempt me to do evil?
Of course not...pretend I'm still a paperclip.
I don't think I can hang out with you anymore...

 

by superbrother
9-08-02
I don't know what to do, snowman. I have two equally important things to choose between.
I think you need to evaluate which will have the least negative consequences if not chosen.
Crap! You just made this way harder!

 

by superbrother
9-09-02
I think it's funny how we wear articles of clothing once, and then deem them unwearable until washed.
Such as?
Underwear.
Maybe I don't want to know...
I've been wearing these for 6 weeks!

 

by superbrother
9-23-02
If you ate dirt, what do you think would happen?
Is this black or brown dirt?
Um...Let's say brown.
Are you sure?
Not really...Why the hell does it matter?!
I like black dirt.

 

by superbrother
9-23-02
I've successfully boarded us into the basement.
What?! Why?
Um...I dunno, I was bored.
You idiot! Why would you do that?
My parents wanted to send me to boarding school.
next time he says board, I'm sticking this carrot in his eye.

 

by superbrother
9-23-02
I hate squirrels.
What do you do all day? What is your purpose in life? Don't you get bored?
...
Wow, acorns DO make everything more fun!

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