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| Hello, world! Welcome to programming. No more perfect little snowflakes for you. | |
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| Double you tee eff! This can't be true. | |
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After fixing code for 17 hours straight...
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| //For the next person who contemplates even touching this code-TODO: FIX THIS, PLZ. IT'S A REALLY DANGEROUS HACK, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG | |
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| (Sigh.) This is what happens when you don't work with people like Eric. | |
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| ...And you wanted to trim Satan's pubic hair while he dines out of your open skull so a few bits of the internet will continue to work for a few more days?! | |
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| Maybe I'll just work a 4,700-hour week digging a tunnel under Mordor with this hammer. | |
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