No Christmas for Little Donny by syph0n12-09-01 Xmas Eve, Santa and Kibble are ready.. Ah, you've got the presents sorted.. Good.. Indeed Santa, all prepped for your deliveries! :((( Fuck it for once, lets get shitfaced! I'll get the vodka, baby!
My Life, volume 1. by syph0n12-09-01 A typical Saturday in the local.. Look, there's that bird you want to shag I know.. but I don't dare ask her out... Syph0n musters all his courage.. Go on, whats the worst that could happen?! Ok, ok.. 5 minutes later.. Sorry mate Twatsmack
rAAAAr - The Clifton Brawler is here! by syph0n12-09-01 In the pub toilets.. Oh fuck off you skinny cunt OI, FAT CUNT!!! One step too far.. Uh, ahhh. Seaton!! Seaton finishes his piss.. What the fuck happened to you?! I'm the Clifton brawler... jab jab!
