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					| When Fangirls attack...Vol 1 |  |  
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		|  |  |  |  |  | You know, many people think that i've run away from my problems...that i'm just hiding with my tail between my legs...but they are wrong... |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Ensign Godzilla reporting from Red Team 3, Units Mothra and Ghidora are in target position above Bumfuck, OH...all systems go, Most Honored RoseBride |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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					| A true Rose Bride has to execute revenge and mayhem with complex strategy and yet remain deceptively vunerable, so of course hiding in the secret bunker of my Lair is crucial... |  |  
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Captain Cthulu, here, dearest Rose Bride...the 'dipshit' has been captured and taken to the Torture Catacombs...in your name he will PAY for his crimes...you ordered the slow agonizing death, right? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Excellent, my servant! Prepare My Legions of Fannish Doomtroopers to initiate the Bumfuck Offensive immediately!! Victory is MINE!!! *muhahaha* |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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					| I dont like to have to do this often...oh shit, i'm lying...i do! Some people have to learn the HARD way, do NOT fuck with the Rose Bride..DAMMIT!!! |  |  
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		|  |  |  |  |  | death..chaos...destruction...mayhem...oh the humanity |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | We'll have up to minute updates on the Bumfuck Disaster as they happen, as thousands of creatures and characters of fandom destroy some hick-ass town, but for now stay tuned for ... Will and Grace! |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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