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| Dear Fred, I am afraid I have the unfortunate task of writing to tell you that you have contracted leprosy..... | |
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| ... and you will die within the next week. You will die in horrible screaming death pain agony. I'd end it all now if I were you. | |
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| Only joking! You have won a HUNDRED BAJILLION GAJILLION POUNDS IN OUR SUPER-DUPER MONTHLY DRAW! | |
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