All comics by tafkad

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by tafkad
5-09-01
Get off the cross!!!
Why?
We need the wood for the fire
What fire?
TEE-HEE

 

by tafkad
5-09-01
I wish the beer line wasn't so slow
me too

 

by tafkad
5-09-01
Whassuuuuuuuuup?
Shut up, bitch.

 

by tafkad
5-09-01
I really miss bowling
I wish I could go back and show them I can still play the piano
Heck, let's go...it's a weekend after all
You're right, let's go back down there
AAAHHH!! THE ATMOSPHERE
AAAHHHHH!!!!

 

by tafkad
5-09-01
That's a cute diaper!!
It's not a diaper, it's a mini-skirt!
A mini-skirt?! HAHAHA, you homo!
We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!

 

by tafkad
5-09-01
You look like you just got back from a George Strait concert
Fuck you, clown.

 

by tafkad
5-09-01
knock knock..."who's there"...oh, that's not the door, that's me putting nails through your hands...HAHAHAHAHA
Fuck you, clown.

 

by tafkad
5-09-01
Fuck you, clown.
Fuck you, clown.

 

by tafkad
5-09-01
Hey dad, how was the party?
Oh, hey there JC...it was fun, I wish you could have been there
Yeah, me too. But I had to be up here so people would know that I died for their sins
Do you really think they care?
You're right...let's go to Happy Hour
Hang on, I gotta find a ladder and some pliers first.

 

by tafkad
5-09-01
Hello, Jesus
Hey there, cowboy
I just wanted wanted to thank you for dying for my sins and all that, I can't tell you how much that means to me
Well, I am glad
In fact, I wanted to give you a big ole hug, so come down here, you jug 'o love
You're a bitch

 

by tafkad
5-10-01
Thank you for calling technical support, how may I help you?
Yes, hi, I seem to have broken the cup holder on my computer and I need it repaired
Cup holder?! Oh, jeez, that was your CD ROM, buddy! I can't believe you were using it as a cup holder! HAHAHAHA

 

by tafkad
5-10-01
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
What?
I want you to hit me
Look, you dumb bastard, my hands and feet are nailed to this friggin' cross
Crud
The first rule of Christ Club is NOT TO BE A FUCKING MORON

 

by tafkad
5-10-01
AAAAHHHH!! HELP!!!! OH GOD!!! I'M BURNING ALIVE!!!
sigh
Oh, thank you so much! What can I do to repay you?
Just stand right there
AAAHHH!! SHIT THAT HURTS!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!
TEE-HEE

 

by tafkad
5-10-01
This wouldn't be so bad if those bastards hadn't given me a wedgie before putting me up here.

 

by tafkad
5-11-01
"Press any key to continue"
Damn it.

 

by tafkad
5-12-01
Man, this guy sucks...I need some better entertainment
I'll do my ping pong ball trick next!
awwwwwyeah

 

by tafkad
5-12-01
Hey Deb, how was the party?
Oh man, it was wild!! It was the best night of my life, well, except for that freak
What freak?
Oh, this dude comes in and says "watch me turn this wine into water" and started pissing all over himself
So we stripped him, threw rocks at him...he passed out and we put him somewhere safe
zzzzzzz

 

by tafkad
5-12-01
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake..
What?!
You are not a ....
I heard you the first time! Look at me, you bastard? Do you think I feel like a damn snowflake?
Well, um...
The second rule of Christ Club is NOT TO BE A FUCKING MORON!

 

by tafkad
5-13-01
Good news, Puff, the boss just said you could take the rest of the day off
...but I have nowhere to go
Well, here's some directions to some new topless place
Well, here, let me have it, I guess I'll give it a try

 

by tafkad
5-13-01
mmfmf mmfmm ffmmmf mm
What? I can't understand a damn thing you are saying
I said: This is a strange way to take my temperature, Doc
I know
*slurp*

 

by tafkad
5-13-01
Okay, ready?
OUCH, THAT HURT!
Oh, sorry, I'll go slower
I should have bought some Wesson Oil

 

by tafkad
5-14-01
mmmm...YEAH!
*slurp*swallow*
HEEE-HAWWWW DONKEY STYLE, YEAH!!!!

 

by tafkad
5-15-01
Man, I haven't fucked like that since I was a boy scout leader
Huh? Where did you go?
I went to Earth...man, I fucked this bitch, I fucked that bitch, I fucked ANYTHING THAT FUCKING MOVED
No offense, but I thought Earth people were somewhat picky about their sexual partners, how did you score with so many of them?
Oh.

 

by tafkad
5-16-01
This is what it sounds like...when doves cry
"boo-hoo"
Hey, you're not a dove!
Fuck you, clown.

 

by tafkad
5-16-01
I'm telling Puff, there is no other cure
Well, you're the doc, Doc.
mmmffmfmmmffff mmf f mm ffsfdm mmfmff
God damn it, get that thing out of your mouth, I can't understand a damn word you're saying
I said, "Wow, you really do taste like chicken!"

 

by tafkad
5-16-01
So is it true what they say about you people?
Oh, here, let me show you *unzip*uncoil*
God DAMN!
Your place or mine?

 

by tafkad
5-17-01
Damn, he's been on there for a while now.
I thought I was doing good when I lasted 13 seconds on there
YEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAH WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
Hey buddy, do you think I can have my girlfriend back now?

 

by tafkad
5-19-01
I'm gonna go get a beer, you want one?

 

by tafkad
5-19-01
AH AH AH AH STAYIN' ALIVE...STAYIN' ALIVE
Excuse me, sir...I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave..we have a strict dress code
Smell my ass, punk!
I would if you had one

 

by tafkad
5-22-01
mmmm...*slurp*
Oh wow..I guess it really is true!
*slurp* what is? *slurp*swallow*
You really ARE what you eat!

 

by tafkad
5-22-01
Hey kid, have you seen my horse?
If it was up your ass you'd know where it was!
Whoa...you just zip it, little boy. Where do you get off in talking to me like that? I'll kick your ass all the way to fucking Mexico
Yeah, dressed like that? Hah, I bet kicking is just one of the things you wanna do to my ass, you queer. Just shut the fuck up and leave me alone.
Who's the queer now, punk?
"In other news today, a little boy was found at the Mexico border wearing nothing but a leather thong"

 

by tafkad
5-22-01
So, Pancho, I heard you took Jayne back to your place for a little romance
Dude, keep it down, she's right behind me and I don't want her to know I've been going around bragging about it.
Man, that bitch is hot, what's she like in the sack?
Well...she's really quiet and she didn't move around very much
She also looks a lot skinnier without her shirt
Are you talking about me again?

 

by tafkad
5-24-01
Oh! HAHAHAHAHA...come here, you gotta look at this!
What, oh shit! HAHAHAHAHHAHA
*sigh*
Do you think he knows we can see his peepee?

 

by tafkad
7-02-01
Heeeeey, Jesus
Heeeeey, Cowboy Curtis
Do you remember when Curve was good?
Who?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by tafkad
1-30-02
Okay, listen up, diaper boy!
Oh, jeez, not this shit again
I live here, too! And I pay my bills on time...it's about damn time you let me have a freaking party!
Shut up, bitch. Get back in the kitchen and get me a beer before halftime's over.
Hah...I guess he told you!
Fuck you, clown.

 

by tafkad
2-19-02
Wanna buy some girl scout cookies?
Wanna suck my dick?
*slurp*
mmmm...yeah
Wanna buy some girl scout cookies?
No!

 

by tafkad
3-17-02
I sure like that spiffie guy.
Yeah, he's a sweety
I just want to give him hugs all day.
I'd give him more than a hug, if you know what I mean! *wink*
I don't know how to tell you this, but he bats for the other team.
spiffie is a bitch

 

by tafkad
5-07-03
I just don't understand what the big deal is.
Hell yeah it's a big deal!!! notgus is using pictures of us squirrels in a bunch of his entries. We're not just pieces of meat!!!!
Did you ever think that maybe he's trying to spread pictures of squirrels to show the world how graceful and beautiful you guys are?
Fuck you, clown!

 

by tafkad
2-08-04
Don't say it
*giggle*
I'm serious, I'm sick of that stuff.
Fuck you, clown!
You son of a bitch.

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