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| you don't have to be ashamed. It's okay to love cock. | |
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| if I look directly at my penis in full light, I turn into a pillar of salt. | |
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| girls don't wear headbands in pornos as much as they used to. that's a goddamn shame. | |
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| I'm going to the Plaid Pantry to buy some lotto tickets! | |
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| all loads must be deposited in my ass! | |
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| I'll be your internet girlfriend. | |
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