Hello ladies and gentlemen. We're here today to dispell a popular myth.
Contrary to what most people think, the CN board is not a spam centre. It is in fact, a board for cultural Metal Gear learning. Why, just look at this intelligent thread:
Wild turkey.
Porn.
You idiot! That's the wrong thread! We wanted to show "MG fanfics", not "What is your shoe size?"!
...and there you have it folks. Undeniable proof that we aren't full of spam. Tune in next week, when we talk about how Stalin WASN'T an evil dictator!