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by terrybrass
4-10-06
Did Jesus really die for our sins so the humans could create Pong?
You bet, massive robot!
Underage drinking, underage sminking!
(Burp!)
THERE IS NO DDR IN HEAVEN, YOU EMO DOUCHE!
Awww (sobs)
Quit your b**ching you tard!

 

by terrybrass
4-10-06
Rick Springfield Vs. Satan!
Take that ::Punch::
Oh yeah, counter that ::kick::
How about a bit of this ::lunge::
How about a big ol hankerin' of this ::dropkick::
You missed, i win. I'm so f**king awesome!
Your rocking and cool swagger have defeated my evil intentions, i now hang my head in shame.

 

by terrybrass
4-11-06
I can't tell you how pissed i am about being this fucking emo staple. I mean, have you seen all the icons of me on LiveJournal?
Can't say that i have, i prefer watching amature girl fights on Youtube.
I wonder if anyone's checking out my hot-to-trot profile on Myspace?
Perhaps you can Ask Jeeves.
Oh great, now i forget math and most of my basic motor skills.
If only i had a G-Mail account ::sobb::

 

by terrybrass
4-11-06
I wish i knew how to...
Complete that sentence, and i'll stab you in the fucking neck!
Yeah, so i started doing Subway ads, then became a very unconvincing Rowdy Roddy Piper impersonator.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
....yeah, and then i told Earth and Wind to go fuck themselves.
Word? Aw, you da fizzle wizzle fo' kizzle!

 

by terrybrass
4-11-06
OMG!
Hey, you look familiar.....oh yeah, MY ASS!
You make Pesto cry....
Don't worry, Pesto. Some day, you and me, Rick Sprinfield will have our own strip, once people start giving a fuck about the other ones...
They Call me Nicholas, GET IT!
No.

 

by terrybrass
4-11-06
Hey? Arn't you Calvin from Calvin and Hobbs?
Yup.
So what happened?
The creators of the strip tryed to stop the illegal copying of the characters. But due to bylaws, these bootlegs had the right. So the creators gave up and stopped producing the strip.
Later that night.....
You sure you're not a cop, cause you'd have to tell me if you were.
No way, now it's twenty dollars, up front.

 

by terrybrass
4-11-06
Your hairstyle is very becoming.
:)
And if i have my way, i'll BE cumming on you face tonight!

 

by terrybrass
4-11-06
You look out for Pac-Man, and i'll look out for yankees,Deal?
You slept with my mother because i slep with your sister?
Check, and mate.
Ring, Ring,Ring, who's there: oppertunity.Are YOU going to answer the call?
IIIIIIIII LIIIIKKKKKE TURRKEEY!!!

 

by terrybrass
4-12-06
Man, i'm reping the hood so hard, i'm getting a nose bleed!
Dood, i got SO laid last night, i think i got a yeast infection.
What in tarnation is a "i"
Wabbit Season!
Not this shit again...

 

Oh yeah, it's Duck Season, one way or another, Nigga!
by terrybrass, 4-12-06

 

by terrybrass
4-12-06
You know something, my peeps. There's alot of lies being told about smoking...
like for example, you know all those people that "died of cancer" from smoking..
..Paid Actors.
Haha, really fucking funny, uh, i mean..:::dead noises :::

 

by terrybrass
4-13-06
I've writen a song, my love. About our secret meeting place....of love.
:)
"Graveyard,Graveyard/I am your slave,yard. Graveyard Graveyard/ for you i'll never bath,yard"
?
I've got others!! Such as "I'm so goth, i shit bats", WAIT!

 

by terrybrass
4-13-06
HEY! Who do i have to fuck to get some ratings from my comics...
I think i'll remain unappreicated.

 

by terrybrass
4-13-06
So tell me does it burn when you p.., nevemind.
1994..
Man, i'm telling you, trying to front Nirvana while dealing with drug addiction and the public spotlight, Somedays, just makes me want to shoot myself in the face.
You think that's bad!
Unaired Electric Company....
Bull
Shit

 

by terrybrass
11-02-07
What's that, Jesus? Burn MORE Orphans?....ok, you're the boss....
I will CUT my goddam head off, if you don't make Pizza Bagles!
That's it, we're breaking up....
You smell that? ::::sniiiifff::::It's the smell of SEXY entering the roooooommm!
For the last time!!Show up to work with pants, or don't show up AT ALL!

 

by terrybrass
11-02-07
Do you know how fast you were going?
No.....Do you know how GAY you were going?
Soooo, how was your weekend, Murray?
Massive Pedophelic Blood Orgy...the usual. And you?
Yo, Nigga....what's the deal on that bitch? You break her off last night?
Hey, man...i don't kiss and tell. But i "i totally fucked that trick on a thorn bush three times in a row" and tell

 

by terrybrass
9-16-08
So, how is everyone tonight...ever stab a guy in the FACE!?!?!?
::nervous laughter::
I can't wait till i own a Airplane Made of tacos.....so i can Stab it in the FACE!
::polite laughter::
7 Hours and later....
Thank you, dips**ts, now where's my millions of dollars.
(Awwww, poor kid, he thinks he doing comedy..i feel bad for him...let's buy his CD)

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