Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats and enjoy the show.
Good evening and welcome to our feature presentation, Elfocchio. This is a story of no ordinary boy. It is the tale of a complete twat who wanted to be a real boy...
So, let us begin by introducing the stars for our performance.
Hi, I'm Elfy and I'll be playing the part of Elfocchio.
Hello, I'm Dataforce and I'll be taking the part of Gayppetto
Hey huns, I'm Trace and I'll be the slutty godmother.
Hi, I'm Tagred and I'm Jizminy Fucker, Elfocchios conscience.
*sigh* Oh how I wish I could have a real boy, rather than having to script botboys.
A dirty slut heard Gayppetto's wish and appeared to him.
WTF?!?!
The slutty godmother explained to Gayppetto how she could help him with his wish.
Fear not Gayppetto, for I can grant you your wish. I will give life to one of your gay porn pictures and you shall have a boy of your own. Only when he is ready will he become a real boy.
Catch? Oh, I nearly forgot. Elfocchio only has a very small cock. The more he lies, the bigger it gets. So it's up to you now Gayppetto. I shall leave you now and give you Elfocchio.
[AMSG] I'm gonna get laid.
And then she leaves in a badly scripted porn movie way.
My own young boy, mmmmmm, I can't wait.
Elfocchio arrives and begins the lies.
Hello father, I am Elfocchio. You look a smart and popular man, I'm sure you can teach me how to be cool.