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by tgitm
8-31-02
As usual OriX is thinking of sex
S3x0r
He meets a man in the park...
Hello, will you s3x0r me?
No I wont, you sick little pervert
Next he meets a man walking his cat.
How about a 3-some?
Sorry, I like tiddles all to myself

 

by tgitm
8-31-02
Poor OriX, he's not having much luck.
I'm never gonna get s3x0r, :(
OriX wanders on in the search for sex.
Hello, wanna s3x0r?
HELP! POLICE!
The police turn up.
Uh-oh!
You're going to jail you filthy pervert!

 

by tgitm
8-31-02
OriX is arrested and put in jail.
I'll never get S3x0r now, :(
A priest feels pity for OriX.
Hello.
Hello my son, I've spoken to the police and if you promise to be good you can go free.
OriX leaves the jail and wanders to a club.
I wonder if I can get s3x0r in here...

 

by tgitm
8-31-02
Inside the club...
Hey there, wanna s3x0r?
He's a bit young but I know someone who might like him...
OriX think's he's gonna get s3x0r.
yay!
Well I don't want sex, but my friend might like you.
OriX pulls a hooker.
she's hot!
Let's go back to my place.

 

by tgitm
8-31-02
Back at the whores place.
Let's s3x0r!
That'll be £10
They get down to it.
mmmmmm, s3x0r!
It's not even in yet!
5 minutes later...
That was great! But I have to go now.
£10 for him screwing the sheets, not bad.

 

by tgitm
8-31-02
OriX is happy,
Yay! I got s3x0r! I got s3x0r!
The woman from the club talks to OriX.
Thanx for setting me up with your friend, she was great.
Uhm, she said you screwed the sheets and not her...
Poor OriX....
This sux!
Hahahaha! You're the loser that can't s3x0r!

 

by tgitm
8-31-02
"Behind the scenes at Mir Italy Offices"
Welcome to "behind the scenes at Mir Italy Offices", you always wondered why nothing gets done, so here's the reason.
Instead of fixing the bugs with Mir, Mapo has more pressing matters to attend to...
Me no eat them, ^__^
HobeR, where my doughnuts??
Someone has stolen Mapo's doughnuts.
I thought HobeR had them.
Chronos, where my doughnuts?

 

by tgitm
8-31-02
It's 2pm and Mapo still can't find his doughnuts.
Who stole my doughnuts? They had big sign saying "mapo's", :( Me no work til have doughnuts.
Work stops to ponder this important issue.
I wonder who ate Mapo's doughnuts...
I have a fair idea.
Pretty obvious where they went...
mmmmm, those doughnuts nice! ^__^

 

by tgitm
8-31-02
Chronos confronts HobeR.
How do you expect us to do anything around here when you eat his doughnuts?
Me sorry, they too sweet and tasty, me no can help, :(
Valkyria explains to Mapo what happened.
It seems HobeR ate them, he's very sorry.
He know they mine, he always do it.
Another day at work over.
Me going home, me no work until have doughnuts all to self.
So I just need to build a doughnut factory near his desk and Mir will run smoothly....

 

by tgitm
11-18-02
After his many years of blatant lying, Elfy decides to confess his sins.
Hi there! I've sinned and need to confess.
Hello?
Fuck off Elfy you homo.

 

by tgitm
11-18-02
Dataforce has something important to say....
For a while now the users of #mir2 have insulted me. Called me gay, said I had no friends etc.
So I'd like everyone to know I have lot's of friends, a lovelly girlfriend, a varied social life. And I am not gay.
FUCK IT!
Hey Data, ready for that arse raping you paid for?

 

by tgitm
11-18-02
Alone, unloved and nowhere to go. Elfy and Data discuss the future.
Everyone hates us. We no longer get involved in anything. What can we do now?
How about some anal sex and fisting behind these bushes?
I thought you'd never ask!

 

by tgitm
11-18-02
Dataforce is horny.
Why can't I get laid? Cybering my eggdrops only relieves so much sexual tension.
I need something. Anything! Just something other than my hand wrapped around my cock!
Well hello there! Aren't you the answer to my prayers!

 

by tgitm
11-18-02
Why.......?
Why God? Why don't they like me?
I spend hours coding great eggdrops.
I never insult them.
I'm nothing but helpful and nice.
Why don't they like me?
Because you're a sad cunt.

 

by tgitm
11-18-02
Elfy Potter uses his magic for his own ends.
And I shall conjure up a friend for myself. One as gay as me who will want anal sex all day!
Bring me someone as gay and sad as me who I can sleep with!
Data?!?!
Well who else did you expect from that spell?

 

by tgitm
11-18-02
Elfy wants more from Data.
You know Data, sometimes I think you only use me for sex. That you'd rather be pounding away at the keyboard than at my arse.
And I know constant sex is good. But I want more........ Well? Aren't you going to say something?
I love you

 

by tgitm
11-19-02
Elfy talks to S2K.
Hi Smurf. You ever considered a 3-some?
Yea, me and two girls, mmmmmmmm.
Well, you see. Me and Data were wondering if you'd join us for a bit of sweet lovin'?
Fuck off Elfy you queer.

 

by tgitm
11-24-02
In his quest to be liked, Data goes to the very wise, but very gay, Elfy.
You have to help me Elfy. How do I become as popular as you online, when I'm such a social retard?
It's very easy Data, I shall tell you the secret.
It's really easy? But how??
Lies. Lot's and lot's of lies. It worked for me.
And that's it? I just have to lie a lot?
Well, that and have anal sex with old men. But you can tell everyone it's some 26yr old woman you were dating.

 

by tgitm
11-25-02
Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats and enjoy the show.
Good evening and welcome to our feature presentation, Elfocchio. This is a story of no ordinary boy. It is the tale of a complete twat who wanted to be a real boy...
So, let us begin by introducing the stars for our performance.
Hi, I'm Elfy and I'll be playing the part of Elfocchio.
Hello, I'm Dataforce and I'll be taking the part of Gayppetto
Hey huns, I'm Trace and I'll be the slutty godmother.
Hi, I'm Tagred and I'm Jizminy Fucker, Elfocchios conscience.

 

by tgitm
11-25-02
It's another usual day for Gayppetto.
Eggdrop compile success.
*sigh* Oh how I wish I could have a real boy, rather than having to script botboys.
A dirty slut heard Gayppetto's wish and appeared to him.
WTF?!?!
The slutty godmother explained to Gayppetto how she could help him with his wish.
Fear not Gayppetto, for I can grant you your wish. I will give life to one of your gay porn pictures and you shall have a boy of your own. Only when he is ready will he become a real boy.
Sounds cool, whats the catch?

 

by tgitm
11-25-02
The slutty godmother explains all to Gayppetto.
Catch? Oh, I nearly forgot. Elfocchio only has a very small cock. The more he lies, the bigger it gets. So it's up to you now Gayppetto. I shall leave you now and give you Elfocchio.
[AMSG] I'm gonna get laid.
And then she leaves in a badly scripted porn movie way.
My own young boy, mmmmmm, I can't wait.
Elfocchio arrives and begins the lies.
Hello father, I am Elfocchio. You look a smart and popular man, I'm sure you can teach me how to be cool.
That's it boy, begin making that cock grow.

 

by tgitm
11-25-02
Poor Elfocchio doesn't want to go to school.
But father, I don't want to go to school. All the other children pick on me and call me a fat, ugly, twat.
You have to go to school Elfocchio. I need you to bring home some pretty young boys for me. If you do, I shall let you play with my lap........top.
Later that night.
Well I went to school like a good little gimp. Now I'm allowed to use the PC. I think i'll join this channel on irc...
(S2K) you are all ghey.  (OriX) I r wank.
Elfocchio begins the lies online.
Come on Elfocchio. Begin lying to them. I wanna see you pounding Gayppetto's arse as soon as possible.
Ok, I'll start by telling them i'm 18 and have a girlfriend.... Woah! My cock just grew 2cm's! This is going to be easy.

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