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by thatsnotfunny
...okay, in that case I'd go with the chainsaws. But I've got a tougher one: would you rather be annihilated by a planet-destroying bomb, or blow the Skipper?
Jeez. As hypothetical questions go that's pretty drastic.
I wish it were hypothetical. But for reasons I don't quite understand, the professor built a planet-destroying bomb. Skipper stole it, and his demands are for a menage-a-trois.
It's not every day you find out you're responsible for 3 billion deaths. But I just can't do it, too disgusting.
Actually, he's a "Ginger" guy and not a "Mary Ann" guy. So Mrs. Howell and I had to swallow about a gallon of seamans' semen. But to make a long story short, we're going to all die anyway.
Oh ****. Before agreeing to the sex, how could you not check to make sure he didn't leave the bomb with Gilligan?!
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