There you are! You left the seat up again, you pig! How about you consider me for a change? I somehow equate this issue with feminism!
You expect me to check and adjust the seat before AND after using the fuckin' john SOLELY for your convinience? Why shouldn't we both just leave it the way we used it?
DURR...MEN DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE PAIN OF LABOR...DURRR
Listen, numbnuts...how about you start paying attention before ploppin' down on your fat ass, and I do the same...thus promoting EQUALITY and LOGIC?
Equality...huh. That's almost better than special privileges for one group! But what is this LOGIC you speak of?
