theandyman  

So i'm like, "Bitch I'm gonna cut your throat." And she's all "How about you don't" and she puts her hand in my face and says "whateva".

Ya?

And I'm all "Hmm. Let me think about that one. Cut your head off, or 'get out yo face'. Hmm I wonder what I'm gonna chose."

So you killed her right?

No. Her boyfriend showed up at the last minute.

Oh. He's a hunk.