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Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times

by theburninator
11-28-07
So, I've never really gotten to know you, Kelly. I mean, we've always had the classic cook/server antagonism, and never had time to really talk.
Yeah, well, you were always too busy screaming at me and my friends to pick up the food before it got cold... I guess we never had time to "chat."
Well, now that the world is ending, I guess we have plenty of time to talk, huh?
Yeah, well, you and Kurt are the only people in the world that I have any contact with, so I guess so.
So, uh... You wanna have sex?
Wow. How romantic. But, you know, what?... I'm drunk and the Anti-Christ has risen to power, so... Yeah, whip it out, big boy.

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