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by thecastrater
11-11-14
Every fucking holiday.
So did you like my presentation? Can the board agree on this? ..... Where are we going?
Just shake my hand and you'll know what I think of your proposal.
You asked about holiday pay again didn't you. You idiot? I told you to. I told you, but you never listen.
Maybe if ask again at Christmas he'll be more open minded...

 

by thecastrater
11-11-14
12:00 pm.
Hurry Ben! That ninja I keep telling you about, is eating all the break room snacks!
For the last time, there is not a ninja here Kevin... Just go take your lunch break.
Just go away.
Come on Ben! He has a sword and he won't let me near the donuts!
12:30 pm.
You have got to be kidding me.
He got away, but I got the last donut.

 

by thecastrater
11-11-14
Sure what book is it?
Can you help me find a book?
Exterminating the Plague: The Problem of African American Women Existing, by George Gordon.
This book Mr. Blargsnorp wants is hard to get.

 

by thecastrater
11-11-14
Do you think you guys will lose next week too?
What??
I'm just curious cause these tickets are expensive and if you're planning on another loss, I'd rather stay home.
I just asked about next week's game, but I guess he wants to keep it a secret.
What did you say to Coach Levi?

 

by thecastrater
11-11-14
9:00 am
Don't you get beat up at the end of these things?
I thought I'd try to get it out of the way this time. I'm gonna go clean myself up now.
11:30 am
There were so many budget cuts this month I thought I was going to lose a finger.
Haha, that's funnier than anything I've ever been part of.
4:30 pm
Hey! Look who got beat up anyways!
I know it doesn't make sense, it's like I have no control of my life.

 

by thecastrater
11-11-14
9:00 am
Don't you get beat up at the end of these things?
I thought I'd try to get it out of the way this time. I'm gonna go clean myself up now.
11:30 am
There were so many budget cuts this month I thought I was going to lose a finger.
Haha, that's funnier than anything I've ever been in.
4:30 pm
Hey! Look who got beat up anyways!
I know it doesn't make sense, it's like I have no control of my life.

 

by thecastrater
11-11-14
Same thing every holiday.
What did you think of my presentation? Can the board agree on this? Where are we going?
You know what I think of your presentation?
Oh man this is it! Discreet meeting in the warehouse, congratulatory handshake, he loved it!
You asked about holiday pay again didn't you? I told you not to, but you never listen.
Maybe if I ask again at Christmas he'll be more open minded...

 

by thecastrater
11-11-14
All of it? You filed all the company emails from this year?
Yes Mr. Blargsnorp, I did exactly like you said. I'll show you.
Oh no. Please no.
I had to reload the printer a couple times so we might need to order more paper but it's all here, chronologically alphabetized.
I told you he didn't mean make a physical copy of every email. But you never listen Kevin.
Maybe he wanted them in color.

 

by thecastrater
11-11-14
Simon you found your bone? I hid that last Easter.
He what??
That was my favorite bone.
You must be terrible at finding things.
Now, where should I hide this.
Maybe next year I'll hide it in an easier place. Or I'll just hide eggs for him instead of his bone.

 

by thecastrater
11-11-14
Do you think you guys will lose next week too?
What??
I'm just curious cause these tickets are expensive and if you're planning on another loss, I'd rather stay home.
What did you say to Coach Levi?
I just asked about next week's game, but I guess he wants to keep it a secret.

 

by thecastrater
11-11-14
Can you help me find a book?
Sure what book is it?
Exterminating The Plague: The Problem of African American Women Existing, by George Gordon.
This book Mr. Blargsnorp wants is hard to get.

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