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| What I don't understand is if you go for a run as often as you claim, why aren't you in better shape? | |
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| Oh, that. I use 'going for a run' as a euphemism for masturbation. I thought we both knew this. | |
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| That isn't a euphemism. You could actually be doing that. | |
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| But I'm not. I'm masturbating. That's what makes it a euphemism. | |
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| I use 'Waking the Colonel'. | |
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| I know you do. There's no colonel here. What else could you possibly be referring to? | |
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