All comics by thelonepinkninja

 

It Begins. by thelonepinkninja 2-14-04
Everyone started making comics we're cool because we	so I felt all left out.... wow I wish I was cool too haha you're not cool.	so I changed my hair color (and eyes)and signed up. now I'm cool No! you're not! *copyright infringement like whoa!*

 

Valentines day sucks. by thelonepinkninja 2-14-04
how it started Profits are down for the month of february and I've noticed that people have trouble expressing love for one another. I know! lets make up a holiday, named after a martyr, all about LOVE! that way we can prey on peoples inefficiencies in romance by making them buy cards that cost $3434349348.	why it works I mistreat my girlfriend all year long, but hey, its valentines day. I might as well get her a box of choclates and make her think that things are going to change when they really aren't. he said we're doing something special. so what if he beats me down emotionally every other day of the year! this must mean a change is in the works!	the others valenitnes sucks cuz I'm always alone. I should ask a girl out just so I can have someone to buy flowers for. I'd go out with someone I don't really like, just so I won't have to be alone and can perhaps get nice things

 

why I hate hanging out with some people...part 1 by thelonepinkninja 2-15-04
hey, why don't you come along with me and nick to the mall since you have nothing better to do with your otherwise pathetic life. sure	At the mall. hey, nick, since theres nothing for us to look at here at gamestop, and Joe seems just about done, why don't we go cruise the mall for that trenchcoat you want. okay babe lets go. Hey JOE! call us when you're all set.	OMG! yOU GUYZ SUCK! YOU DITChEd ME AND HATE ME JUST LIKE EVERYONe ELSE I KNOW! YOU MUST LISTEN TO RAP, CUZ I'M EMO AND I DEFINE PEOPLE BY THE MUSIC THEY LIKE!!!

 

why I hate hanging out with some people....part 2 by thelonepinkninja 2-15-04
hey, even though we haven't really found your trenchcoat yet, and haven't even gotten to look in any stores, we should go back and find him. yeah, it has been like...two minutes.	the search begins.... hmm. we've looked everywhere, and hes nowhere to be seen. oh wait, there he is moping by the front door. hmm. we better go apologize.	hey, I'm really sorry. we went back but you were already gone and... OMFG I HATE YOU GUYS> SOME FRIENDS YOU ARE, EVEN THOUGH I COMPLAIN THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT REAL FRiEnDS ARE LIKE ALL THE TIME.

 

tonights conversation with richie. by thelonepinkninja 2-16-04
I've always wanted to go to Italy me too	I've also always wnated to hit joe in the head with a block of wood. haha	I don't think he'd feel it though since I don't think he gets sensations in that area. Is that supposed to mean he has no brain?

 

Matt meets Max. by thelonepinkninja 2-17-04
Why does he need the magnifying glass? Has Matt gone blind? haha you're Julie's dumb-looking dog. grrr	haha, you're Julie's dumb boyfriend. I've seen her naked	damn that dog. and damn my ability to read the minds of animals.

 

Why It Sucks To Work At Dunkin Donuts by thelonepinkninja 2-20-04
Every Single DAY! hey thurr darlin' would you be interested in a meaningful 20 minute relationship?	Sir, I'm 15 years old and you look like you're about 40	so whasts yur point? Does this mean I'm not gettin' your number? ????

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