Tyler Needs New Material by themonkey11-14-01 Did you know you can make napalm by mixing equal parts gasoline and frozen orange juice? You can make many explosives using simple household items. So... Can I buy you a drink? Tyler Durden Needs New Pick-Up Lines.
Alcoholics Anonymous Slogans by themonkey11-14-01 One Day at a Time Easy Does It Live and Let Live Eye of the Tiger... Signs that A.A. Slogans Don't Work: #13 - Survivor Lyrics.
Pulling a Geographical by themonkey11-14-01 I'm Bored Maybe my environment is the source of my misery. It's this place that's bringing me down, if I moved away, the whole world would be a brighter place. ...I'm Bored
The Apocalypse... And Then What? by themonkey11-14-01 I'm Bored Nothing interesting ever happens around here.
Really Big Show by themonkey11-14-01 Ladies and Gentlemen. This Evening I'd Like to Give You a Show With Spectacle, Excitement, Razzle Dazzle. yeah, that's all.
Look at the Competition by themonkey11-14-01 Look, I'm in San Francisco! Look, I'm in Louisiana Fine, so I didn't do the research *SIGH*
To The Fools Who Believe in Love. by themonkey4-30-02 Ah... LOVE! Why Do I Love Thee? Like That Time You... Or That Time When I... But Still I Love You So... IT HURTS!