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by theniwrenator
10-24-02
you are not like me...
terrorist! you will die!!!!!

 

by theniwrenator
10-24-02
so much war...
maybe if i hide in here, i won't get hurt
where do i hide?!!
goodbye friend

 

by theniwrenator
10-25-02
a guy and his dad... killing so many people
his dad was in a war or something
so many people dying
how could this happen?
how did he get elected president in the first place?

 

by theniwrenator
11-19-02
Hi, my name is Dee Snyder, I'm here for the band auditions...
Okay, let's see what you got
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT...

 

by theniwrenator
11-19-02
Hi, I'm Dee Snyder
It says here you were in a band called Twisted Sister
That's right...
Well, I'm ready whenever you are...
NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT...

 

by theniwrenator
11-19-02
Perhaps an appearance on TV might help...
Welcome back to Fox's "30 Seconds To Fame"... our next contestant is Dee Snyder, former frontman of Twisted Sister!!!
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT...
NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

 

by theniwrenator
11-20-02
hmm...
Honey?
Yeah?
Honestly, what do you think about my new haircut?

 

by theniwrenator
11-20-02
errrr
arrrr
errrr
arrrr
You looked away, HA, I win the war, I win the war, I win the war...
Asshole

 

by theniwrenator
11-20-02
Now presenting Helen and her honorable hen...
And here is Gary and his gregarious goat...
C'mon Steve we can win this shit...

 

by theniwrenator
11-20-02
Saw that coming...
I am not a crook!
boo!
Saw that coming...
I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
boo!
Did I miss something?
If you do not support us, you are evil and WILL be destroyed!
um...yay!

 

by theniwrenator
11-21-02
hmm...
honey?
do you think this goatee makes me look gay?
no way suga

 

by theniwrenator
11-25-02
In the Lincoln Bedroom...
dang this stoopid computur...
ahhh
fatal error occured...

 

by theniwrenator
12-06-02
If I could only snap my fingers and make these things happen...
Alright, buddy, I'm taking you in...
Aw, come on, those aren't MY bombs...
Alright, buddy, I'm taking you in...
Aw, come on, that wasn't ME stealing hundreds from lowly taxpayers...
Alright, buddy, I'm taking you in...
Aw, come on, that's not ME commiting extreme crimes of stupidity against humanity...

 

by theniwrenator
12-07-02
I won't do a strip like this again...
The records of Weehaw plantation, near Georgetown, illustrate the intractable problems of labor control that persisted throughout the Reconstruction.
Owned by Henry A. Middleton, the plantation was abandoned at the close of the Civil War and cultivated in 1865 under the auspices of the Freedmen's Bureau, with the blacks receiving half the proceeds.
Middleton was pardoned and restored to ownership at the end of the year, and for the next several seasons the plantation was managed by his cousin, Ralph Izard Middleton.
As the latter's numerous reports make clear, one problem after another disrupted labor peace.

 

by theniwrenator
12-09-02
I'm gonna go study for my final tomorrow...
I guess I'll go to sleep now, then, I'm tired.
YOU WILL BE DESTROYED, FEEL MY WRATH, EVIL DOER!!!!!
What the hell are you doing? How did you end up in the wastebasket?
What the....

 

by theniwrenator
12-10-02
Dig this, class: It's time to turn in yo' works.
Professa Spigot, I ain't done wit mine!
Well, that's all right little lady, let's see what you got.
Well, I thenk you'll liekit so far... I know ma daddy'd be real prawd!
Hey there, Mr. Horsey, whatcha fixin' ta do?
Well, gosh darnit, I fixin' ta bomb them Irakis!

 

by theniwrenator
12-11-02
KE
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Y
OSB
OUR
NE!!!

 

by theniwrenator
1-10-03
Excuse me, officer, there is a caucasian man driving around my neighborhood and I fear for my children's safety...
I'll get right on it sir!
sorry i had to steal this...
Yo, my name is MC Menses and my flow be fresh!
looking kinda good there...
All right little missy, let's go downtown! That's the last time you'll try to rape a big, fat, horny white guy!

 

by theniwrenator
1-10-03
RAAR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!
ahhhhh!!
it wouldn't be right...
STUPID HU-MAN MUST STOP CALLING TOBOR!!!! TOBOR NEEDS SPACE!! IT IS NOT YOU, IT IS TOBOR!!!
You can't do this to me Tobor, I felt something that night, something I never felt before....(and it was huge)...
eh, what the heck...
RAAR!!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!
yayyyyy!!

 

by theniwrenator
1-15-03
excuse me, would you like to make love to me?
not at this time, thank you
then i would like for you to discontinue living
ah! i am losing my life

 

by theniwrenator
1-17-03
i like you so much..
really? wow...i um, i like you too...
i like you so much..
really? wow...i um, i like you too...
i like you so much..
really? wow...i um, i like you too...

 

by theniwrenator
2-04-03
Lady Speed Stick...
Strong enough for a man...
...But made for a woman!
Gatorade...
...
Is IT in you?
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...
...SPRAY!

 

by theniwrenator
2-06-03
I just made my 100th post today!
This is a great accomplishment!
I have 2,501 posts.

 

by theniwrenator
2-06-03
Nope, I don't see any weapons of mass destruction here, either, guys.

 

by theniwrenator
2-21-03
So I says, "Well, them ruthless dictators ain't gonna disarm weapons of mass destruction by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
Bomb the fuckers.

 

by theniwrenator
4-09-03
what's wrong buddy?
ohh...
something hurt?
well, it hurts when i do this...

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