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by theolivia
9-30-02
rockets 101...
i hate building rockets...
damn little kids...
camp songs...
Squirrels are fun to eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...
this is for tris...
we'll just let everyone else be the distraction...
umm hmm...

 

by theolivia
10-01-02
first, there's english...
we're acting like we're on LDS...
i'm going to pretend she didn't say that...
and then there's chem...
olivia: this would be perfect if you were my boyfriend...
lauren: does she ever shut up?
back to english...
i was just thinking... who writes the phone book?
dear god...

 

by theolivia
10-01-02
advice to get hits...
how do i get hits...
put free porn as your link
more helpful hints...
how do i get more hits...
you put free gay porn as your link
taking getting hits too far...
so, if i put free gay man bitch porn i would get like ten bazillon, right?
oh god, no!

 

by theolivia
10-06-02
bchs bathroom...
my hair is going to freeze
we're all goign to die
bchs chem room...
you could hang meat in here
we are meat in here
facing the truth...
and in vegas the low is 60 degrees...
omg, it's freezing, we're all going to die

 

by theolivia
10-06-02
girl's room
omg! it's porn!
guy's room
turn on channel two... it's porn
hmm...
guy's room after the girls leave...
i have to go to the bathroom...
umm hmm...

 

by theolivia
10-06-02
step 1 take off as much clothing as possible and turn the a/c on high... (hint, hint, they are in a car)
hey, shall we play the cold game?
let's shall
step 2 see who gives into the cold first...
jesus, it's so cold i have no arms or legs
meanwhile...
son, you've never had to run around in a loin cloth...

 

by theolivia
10-08-02
somewhere in america...
shall we fandango?
let's shall...
f is for fire that burns down whole towns, u is for uranium bombs, n is for no survivors, down in bikini bottom...
let's fandango in a dark closet with an old man named montgomery
let's fandango in a dark closet with an old man named montgomery and a soggy hot dog
when fandango goes to far...
let's fandango in a dark closet with an old man named montgomery and a soggy hot dog with a picture of two random guys hugging in a hallway
let's fandango in a dark closet with an old man named montgomery and a soggy hot dog with a picture of two random guys hugging in a hallway while everyone walks by and stares

 

by theolivia
3-05-03
walking into the $.99 store
do you think i'm a junkie?
no
you did yesterday.
i thought about it and well, you haven't awoken in a puddle of your vomit.
hmm, you're right.
once you do that, than you have crossed the line.

 

by theolivia
3-05-03
when i move out...
i am never shopping anywhere else again
that's not a bad idea
look they have everything, wait no, they don't have fresh produce.
hmm, that could be a problem
check out
dude, look they have bananas. ha they do have fresh produce
we have oranges too!

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