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I'm The Pick. I live with The Willa (also referred to as Benums) and we write stupid comics about the true stories of the people we work with. And yes, Bobcat Goldthwait is actually my neighbor.

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Kreskin

by thepick
5-20-03

Somewhere in Soviet Siberia in the 1960's...


	Daddy, Daddy, I want to go see the dolphins! I want to see Kreskin the Dolphin!


	Alright Junior, but no fucking around, I want to be home in time to see America's Funniest Home Videos.

Later that day...


	YOUR ASS IS MINE FOSTER!


	Oh God please no! Please! He's got a sledge hammer, someone get him away from me! How did I get into this dolphin tank?

Present-Day...


	And that's how my dad got his face bludgeoned off by Kreskin the dolphin.


	I like holding hands, Ron.

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