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  thepick  

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I'm The Pick. I live with The Willa (also referred to as Benums) and we write stupid comics about the true stories of the people we work with. And yes, Bobcat Goldthwait is actually my neighbor.
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by thepick
5-22-03
Hey, you! Hey, I don't know your last name... shit, I don't even know your first name, but I was wondering if you could watch my fat children for a few weeks while I visit my friend's meth lab in CA.
Lady, for all you know I could be a child molester with a penchant for fat children of irritating, harassing, threatening, petty, strung-out cuntrag neighbor ladies. Doesn't that bother you?
Nah, not really. I just have a big meth deal going down and I don't know how long I'll be gone. Plus the kids don't like it when I snort coke in front of them.
Uh, listen bitch... I make about twice as much than what you're offering at work, and nobody looks like cabbage patch kids. Plus your kids are always fucking screaming and shit. Fuck off crackwhore.
I do fuck fat children, by the way.
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