confession by theredbeardfreak2-27-07 Anyway Father thanks for the help Did you just...? I forgive you.
santa by theredbeardfreak2-27-07 So, Frost-man have you heard the one about two jews and a donkey? I hate you
Hot by theredbeardfreak2-28-07 ...Don't you wish you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? I'm sorry I just burst into flames for a second there.
Deep thoughts by theredbeardfreak2-28-07 Do you ever find that life's little problems can be really overwhelming? Dude, I'm a talking cigarette. And I'm a piece of bacon, but that does not answer my question! Then, no.
Change is good? by theredbeardfreak3-01-07 Do you ever wish that you could just change everything about yourself? your not helping. Really? I thought for sure this would.
Sunday afternoon by theredbeardfreak3-02-07 What was just going to do? Were you feeding your fish? No...Oh wait I remember! Good! I was hamering this nail into my brain! Well don't let me stop you.
Find your happy place by theredbeardfreak4-05-07 You know, I really feel like you can see right through me. That's funny because I feel like I just can't hide any thing from you. This is awkward. Feelings frighten me.
SATs by theredbeardfreak4-10-07 You know what I really like to do? Go on random web sites and leave a comment or two. Like I own the joint. What? I said... No, I heard ya but i only like to do my talking through text sony jim. Why don't you text this, you old blue hair. Eat me sycophant
Note to self. by theredbeardfreak5-13-08 What are you reading? A letter I wrote and sent to my self from the future Well what does it say? Don't foget to take out the trash. Ass! I'm so thoughful!
A meeting of the minds by theredbeardfreak5-13-08 I just saw 27 Dresses. Really? I thought James Marsden was wiked cute in it. Funny too. Yeah I wish I had his hair! I know, right? What I wouldn't give for that kind of lift. Your so gay. Your so gay.
Office Politics by theredbeardfreak5-13-08 Hey shooter. Why so glum? I lost the Big Bounce Burger account. Well...we can fix that. How? We'll go take a dump in Ted's planter. Yeah!
Sunday Morning by theredbeardfreak5-14-08 So any way I told them. "Build me a house in my name". They totally bought. Wow. They really will believe any thing...oh wait hold on a sec... My Lord...You have returned Um...Just checking on the progress...Yep looks good. Whew. That was close. Yeah. I spilled my beer.
The New Guy by theredbeardfreak5-16-08 Hmmm...I am not sure how I feel about this new employee Nice to meet you . How can I show him I am dominant? Um...N-nice to... I know! Air humping! So I'm just going to put my hand down and walk away.
Not Funny by theredbeardfreak2-26-09 Do my armpits smell? Hmmm that is a good question. Here is a better one. What's with the knife? I was hoping to cut out my stink glands. That makes no sense. I really think they smell I can't stand you.