All comics by theredbeardfreak

 

Tell me doc, can you cure my bunny fixation?
No

 

Next on "When Sandles Attack"...
I'm so horny right now

 

Anyway Father thanks for the help
Did you just...?
I forgive you.

 

So, Frost-man have you heard the one about two jews and a donkey?
I hate you

 

...Don't you wish you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
I'm sorry I just burst into flames for a second there.

 

Do you ever find that life's little problems can be really overwhelming?
Dude, I'm a talking cigarette.
And I'm a piece of bacon, but that does not answer my question!
Then, no.

 

Do you ever wish that you could just change everything about yourself?
your not helping.
Really? I thought for sure this would.

 

What was just going to do?
Were you feeding your fish?
No...Oh wait I remember!
Good!
I was hamering this nail into my brain!
Well don't let me stop you.

 

You know, I really feel like you can see right through me.
That's funny because I feel like I just can't hide any thing from you.
This is awkward.
Feelings frighten me.

 

You know what I really like to do? Go on random web sites and leave a comment or two. Like I own the joint.
What?
I said...
No, I heard ya but i only like to do my talking through text sony jim.
Why don't you text this, you old blue hair.
Eat me sycophant

 

What are you reading?
A letter I wrote and sent to my self from the future
Well what does it say?
Don't foget to take out the trash.
Ass!
I'm so thoughful!

 

I just saw 27 Dresses.
Really? I thought James Marsden was wiked cute in it. Funny too.
Yeah I wish I had his hair!
I know, right? What I wouldn't give for that kind of lift.
Your so gay.
Your so gay.

 

Hey shooter. Why so glum?
I lost the Big Bounce Burger account.
Well...we can fix that.
How?
We'll go take a dump in Ted's planter.
Yeah!

 

So any way I told them. "Build me a house in my name". They totally bought.
Wow. They really will believe any thing...oh wait hold on a sec...
My Lord...You have returned
Um...Just checking on the progress...Yep looks good.
Whew. That was close.
Yeah. I spilled my beer.

 

Hmmm...I am not sure how I feel about this new employee
Nice to meet you .
How can I show him I am dominant?
Um...N-nice to...
I know! Air humping!
So I'm just going to put my hand down and walk away.

 

Do my armpits smell?
Hmmm that is a good question. Here is a better one. What's with the knife?
I was hoping to cut out my stink glands.
That makes no sense.
I really think they smell
I can't stand you.

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