thomassumner  

Did you study for Mr. Sumner's Inferno test?

I forgot about the test. Last night I went to Pate's kick-ass birthday party at Chesley's house. I guess I'm screwed!

Why are you wriggling around on the floor?

I'm pretenting I'm in the Ninth Circle of Hell. I'm languishing in the frozen river.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.