timhateshipsters  

San-Fran is getting too expensive. I've got to move soon.

Karma is a bitch, isn't it.

Karma? What do you mean?

When you try-hards were paying exorbitant rents compared to everyone else, it was fine. But when you hit a upper threshold, you move on like locusts.

I hear Oakland is a good value right now, and has a rich ethnic culture.

Please, do it. When nobody does anything to help you after you get rolled in an alley, you might learn something.