Female Fantasy -- Part Two

Author: timxcampbell

Date: January 9, 2001

by timxcampbell
1-09-01
Why is it that every guy I go out with turns out to be a loser?
I'm soOOooo (burrrp) drunk.
Abracadabra, Thingamawidget ... Give me a man, who isn't an idiot!
Where are my car keys?
~ swoon ~
Lance Studdly, at your service, ma'am.