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the adventures of the sexy chicken

by toma
6-10-01

a civil dispute. how saddening.


	oh baby. you are the sexiest chicken i know.


	i'm tired of your irritating sexual remarks! i'm moving out!

such violence! ack!


	i'll shoot you! i swear i will! bahahahaha!


	heh, no you won't. screw you! byebye honey! i love you!

and so another romance begins...


	what a body! ain't you a hunk! let's hop in the sack and make sweet love until tuesday morning!


	oh baby. oh yeah. i'm getting laid by a chicken!