A song about a sailor, a pirate and gay lovemaking

Author: towie

Date: June 11, 2006

by towie
6-11-06
Hello Bob, what can I do for you?
A bucket of mosquito larvae, please.
Going fishing?
No, got the kids this weekend. Don't really know what else to feed 'm.
You know what, I'll throw some mealworms in it. On the house!
Thanks. And while you're at it get me that cockroach that's devouring your sandwich. A lot of meat on it, I reckon.