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| Alrighty, so why is the Lobotomiser 9000 a vital part of maintaining (relative) stability on earth? | |
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| Because it makes people like moronic, unoriginal, bland, repetitive pop music with meaningless, cliched lyrics. | |
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| Well, consider how many people like that bullshit. Without it, they might actually start thinking for themselves and start questioning things, start yearning for truth and understanding... | |
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| Ah. So once they started doing that, their unhappiness with the staus quo would increase astronomically, and there would be worldwide rioting, and basically... | |
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| Yup. The end of life on planet earth. | |
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