My agent tells me you have a were-wolf role written for me in your film.
Well my friends and I are making this movie, because we have this club, maybe you've heard of it, it's called "The Horror Club," and I'm the Supreme All-Powerful Massively Endowed Dictator of it.
Wow. Actually, I'm trying to break out of horror and into real movies, playing more serious roles.
Real movies? ...I don't get it. In Ginger Snaps 2, when you first turned into a monster and tore that guy's heart out, it was like you were tearing my heart out.
Aww, that's so sweet-CHRIST IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
OH MY GOD, I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, THOSE ARE TOTALLY FAKE!
