Herbie was born on April 16th, along with his twin brother Herpie who mysteriously suffocated in their crib.
Mommy's tits ain't big enough for the both of us.
During the Vietnam War Herbie served as a canadian mountee, and recieved an honorary award from the canadian government: first place in an Ernest Borgnine look-a-like contest.
Get out of here, there's a war going on!
Last week Herbie died at age 47 when he intentionally tried to run over a hedgehog in the road, popping his tires and swerving into a crowd of schoolchildren. His parents offered these words...
